A quick Brittnny Gastineau memorabilia search on ebay turned up three results. A Brittny Gastineau Sexy Boobs Key Chain ($.99), 'Steppin' Out' magazine with her on the cover ($4.55), and a 8X10 headshot ($3.95).

On the flip side, there are 19 items for her father, Mark Gastineau, the former New York Jet's defensive end convicted of drug possession and spousal abuse who spent a year in prison for probation violations.

When T&A can't outsell a guy who beat his wife and had sex with Brigitte Nielsen, I think it's time to give up on the whole trying to be famous thing.