David Beckham is currently training with the England football team in the Caribbean island of Trinidad. When he heard the news that the squad would be training there, David became dismayed, as he doesn't speak "Trinidadian"*.

 

England recently beat the USA 2-0 in a friendly soccer/football game. When asked to comment on this victory, David said "well it was a good game and I felt the Usacans played their best football, but fortunately 2 is more than 0".

 

*English