A new television documentary by British channel "Five" has revealed the strange and disturbing love affairs some men have with vehicles. The show features mecaphiles such as Edward Smith, seen above stealing a few kisses from the Airwolf helicopter. These men find their cars especially sexually attractive and are quite happy to bang the tailpipe now and again. Edward owns a VW Beetle called "Vanilla", which he likes to spend romantic days with.

 

Later in the documentary, another man who has sex with cars, Jordan Witham, defends his bizarre love affair with the justification that some men have sex with toasters. Personally, I don't think he has a leg to stand on, the way fresh toast smells, the gentle slide of the rack as you press the lever down, the happy sound of waffles popping out, the cold re-assuring caress of the toaster's kiss... I digress.

 

At the end of the show Edward is run down by the VW Beetle when he catches him rubbing a skateboard on his crotch.