Here are some shots of Eva Longoria looking fantastic in her new Magnum Ice-Cream adverts. The "Desperate Housewives" star has signed a contract with the brand to promote their new Mayan Mystica Magnum and Magnum Minis in Europe.

Although she has bird legs, horse teeth, doe eyes and chicken breasts, all these animal parts help make Eva one big fox. It is part of my denial treatment, as much as I hate to admit it, Eva Longoria is a hotty.

Eva Longoria Parker is so ridiculously small and skinny that without clothes, shoes, hair extensions and 10 pounds of make-up she would actually float away.