Fergie took the stage this morning on NBC's "Today Show" to promote the re-release of her album 'The Dutchess' by performing the worst rendition of Heart's song "Barracuda" I have ever heard. I have seen a 6'6" 270lb black guy in a wedding dress do a better rendition on the stage at 'The Tunnel' in New York City.

She topped off the performance by suggestively kneeling in front of her guitar player which some people think looked like she was blowing him.

Looks like all the parents in the crowd are to be explaining to their children that some "Adam's" prefer "Steve" to "Eve" a little earlier than planned.