George Clooney Is Single

According to In Touch magazine George Clooney has returned to his lovable bachelor ways after ending his year long relationship with Sarah Larson.

"He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her....The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
They had little in common? I was pretty sure their mutual love for cock, I mean motorcycles was more than enough to make this relationship last.
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4 Comments

what a pathetic article... as usual!


If anything broke that huge toe of hers, it was trying to squish it into too small of a shoe.

Exhibit A: above


Another female hounded by nasty. Jealous people.


Cocktails - LOL? Dream on.

I see her more as a fast food cook in a greasy spoon out in the middle of no-where serving fans of country music singers in a building plastered with posters of a one-hit wonder. Don't you? Perhaps she can call it wormeybirdshit cafe. LOL LOL.


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