Ivanka Trump helped Milk Bone celebrate their 100th Anniversary in Times Square, New York yesterday by nipping right through that dress. Thats not a cotton t-shirt or thin silk top so how freaking hard were those things that they were able to poke through that fabric?

So even if you are able to talk your way past 'The Donald' (I hear all it takes is some Rogaine and an Arabian horsehair brush), there's still the chance you could lose an eye if you dive in too eagerly.