Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's lesbian lip-lock last week caused quite a stir on the interwebs and now her father, fame whore Michael Lohan, feels the need to comment on the possibility that his daughter is a lesbian.

Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com in an e-mail their relationship "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

On the "things a father doesn't want to see or hear" list, I can think of several that should be much higher on his list than "daughter turns out to be a lesbian" like keeping her off the pole, preventing her from crashing her car into a farmer's market full of people after a few beers at The Ivy, and getting turned inside out by this guy.

Maybe if he took more interest in her life, instead of not wanting to "see or hear things," Lindsay wouldn't be trying to get her life back on track at the age of 21.