Are you as excited as Sarah Jessica Parker (pictured above during her pre-red carpet bathing ritual) for the Sex and the City movie that finally hits theaters today?

Since I have better things to do than watch a bunch of women pretend that age hasn't gotten the best of them (like reorganizing my sock drawer and checking my balls for testicular cancer), I won't be standing in line with my bestest girlfriends discussing which character I live vicariously through to escape the awful life of being a poorly paid secretary stuck in an abusive marriage with three ungrateful kids.


Picture note: Anyone else struck by the timing of the release with the run up to the Belmont Stakes, the third leg of horse racing's Trile Crown?