Pete Doherty took part in a celebrity soccer match at the Millwall football stadium in London this weekend and somehow managed to not die in the process. How we didn't pass out or vomit his intestines all over the field I'll never understand.

These pictures do remind me of when I played soccer as a kid (until I learned that Americans don't play soccer) except instead of dodging all the discarded dime bags, crack vials, and broken syringes that littered the field, the players do their best to avoid coming into contact with Doherty.

Seriously, who would willingly play a game with this guy? His skin is flaking off, its full of scabs, and I swear you could get a contact high from the smell of his sweat.