Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have been exchanging pleasantries again. After being accused of emailing Sheen asking him for a sperm donation, Richards commented that she had no need for his "prostitute-tranny-infested sperm". Sheen had apparently told her to "rot in hell" and in a text message he had written "I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mum. Rot in hell you whore".

It is a shame when Hollywood couples have to resort to such base behavior like the rest of us mere mortals. Richards could at least have just bashed Sheen over the head with an empty bottle of Cristal and kept her dignity. He lost his dignity years ago, when he made "Hot Shots, Part Deux".

Charlie Sheen's sperm has now been officially classed as a bio-hazard, a mask and protective gloves should be used by any prostitute when handling it.