Scarlett Johannson has gone and bought herself a swanky new pad in midtown Manhattan. The penthouse property cost her $2.1 million and occupies over 1,100 sq ft of prime real estate. It has 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms and a greenhouse off the bedroom.

 

Local gadget/electronics stores commented that sales of telescopes and binoculars have been remarkably high in the area lately and most local supermarkets had already sold out of hand lotion and Kleenex.

 

A spokesman for the Stalkers Union could not be reached, as he was busy buying climbing gear and suction cups.