I would love to go on a date with David Spade just to see what it's like. Does he ever turn "off" or is it just like a constant dinner of shenanigans? I just hope he tips well, because it can't be easy to wait on him in a restaurant. David was spotted in L.A. leaving STK restaurant with his (lucky!) date.

He looks so small. I think he needs some Tom-Cruise-grade lifts in those boots!