Um, because I don't. Andre Leon Talley is the Editor-at-Large for U.S. Vogue, and you might recognize him from Sex and the City or The Hills. Talk about a diva; he's wearing a turban and looks like he's two seconds away from launching something at us. My only wish is that I had more pics to see if he actually did.

Andre Leon Talley was snapped looking displeased on his way to the CFDA Awards in New York. I wonder what he thought of Victoria Beckham's little number?