George Clooney Has Problems With Plastic

An insider has told Touch magazine that one of the reasons George Clooney broke up with former cocktail waitress Sarah Larson was because of her boob job. It seems the actor prefers a more natural woman. However, Larson was determined to get the surgery and even rested at Clooney's pad after the operation. The gentleman even took her to a gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in May because she had a custom-made Armani gown to wear and he didn't want to break up with her completely before that.

This is why George Clooney is a man's man and a star. Not only is he the only man in the world who would dump his girlfriend for having bigger breasts, but he also takes her on a "buddy" date so she can wear her new dress, what a gent! And all he wants in return? The most degrading and fantastic sex (which is the same thing to many men) a woman could possibly provide for a man... probably.

It is possible George Clooney will be the first man ever to have his penis actually fall off from over-use

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Like Clooney really cares what she does to her body! He didn't care what other people did WITH her body! It was a contract that ended. Money traded hands. No relationship. No living together. No future. This girl has gotten to this point by using her body. I guess she felt she needed a new improved bigger boobs body to attract a new kind of clientele.


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