There should be some kind of dress that's called the "Mariah Carey Dress." It will have to be strapless or sleeveless, boring, and in pink or purple. It will also need to be tight. Hilary Duff's CFDA dress just sneaks under the wire, even though she needs to show a lot more thigh to really qualify.

Mariah Carey dress or not, she still looks hot! Especially when compared to, I don't know, most of the other people who were there. I wish I were kidding.