Jessica Alba Is Boring
10:30 Monday, June 9, 2008
Jessica Alba, seen here resting during the filming of "The Fantastic Four", has decided to call her new baby girl Honor Marie according to sources. The recently-wed mother and Cash Warren met on the set of "The Fantastic Four", where she was one of the stars and he was the man to go to if you wanted cream in your coffee.
I'm very disappointed, Honor Marie? It's so normal for a Hollywood couple. Obviously Jessica didn't receive my email with suggestions: Snoopy Hermitage, Gettysburg Tyrant, Ambrosia Diosa, Yucca Catamaran and of course, Regalo Dinero.
Alba says "I don't want to be my child's best friend" and has already pre-booked rehab for the kid (for when she realizes Cash Warren is her father).






















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