Mike Myers Likes The Trousersnake

Mike Myers has been singing praises about Justin Timberlake regarding their new movie, "The Love Guru". Myers even joked that they had to use computer technology to reduce the size of Justin Timberlake's trousersnake. The comedian also confirmed he had a "man crush"* on Timberlake throughout the making of the film.

So this is how Timberlake bags babes like Britney, Cameron and now Jessica. It's not the talent, money, slightly pubic-like hair on his head. It is the fact that he can scratch his knee with his genitals. No wonder he always sings in a high voice, his pants are restricting him.

*A "man crush" is like looking at Brad Pitt and imagining what he would look like with breasts...


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Man-crush indeed! Remember that phony marriage that Mike got out of a couple years ago? Come out, Mike. Come out.


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