I don't know what's causing Naomi Campbell to go bald (Years of weaves? Bad tracks? Post-traumatic blackberry rage induced stress? Genetics?) but she might want to get that checked out or she's going end up looking like "skullet" rocking metal maniacal scientist Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind "Strapping Young Lad," "Ocean Machine," "The Devin Townsend Band" and Ziltoid! The Omniscient.