Rod Stewart's son, Sean, has agreed to participate in a new reality TV show called surprisingly enough "Celebrity Rehab". Sean has been known for his wild ways for many years, he was drinking at 13, smoking or snorting heroin at 19 and knitting at 20. He was recently cleared for assault.

 

Other "celebrities" to be included in this show are Heidi Fleiss and and Sebastian Bach. The producers tried to get the old man that lives under the HOLLYWOOD letters, but he said his schedule was too full and he was more B-list, whereas this is a D-list show.

 

When asked to comment, Rod was too busy trying on new leopard-skin banana hammocks.