50 Cent (Curtis Jackson) has been in Suffolk County Family Court in Central Islip, NY as part of a custody argument he is having with his ex, Shaniqua Tompkins. They are parents to their 11-year-old son, Marquise. Two motions will be decided by the judge: a protective order granted to Tompkins last month and a petition to enforce Curtis Jackson's visitation rights.

Is it me, or does Shaniqua Tompkins look just like how Mel B would look like if she ate the rest of the Spice Girls (or at least, Victoria Beckham)? Also, if 50 Cent ever had a dual personality, would he consider himself a dollar? Was Marquise named after the Marquis de Sade? Important questions I think.