If you happen to live in New York or New Jersey and you have recently lost a cat that weighs 44 pounds then this might be it. The huge cat, which was originally called Captain Chunk until rescue workers realized it was a girl, is located at the Camden County Animal Shelter in Blackwood, New Jersey. Volunteers at the shelter think that the cat, now nicknamed Princess Chunk, may have actually been accidentally lost by its owner. If the animal is not claimed within a week, then it will be put up for adoption.

I think it would be just simpler if I wrote "insert your own giant/huge/massive/galore pussy-type joke here" as my brain was about to explode from overloading. Apparently Justin Timberlake was very interested in the New York Post story until he realized it was about a cat.