Christie Brinkley has confessed in court that she just does not understand how Peter Cook could spend $3,000 a month on Internet pornography. Like the rest of us, she is bemused by his antics and was crying when she gave evidence about her husband. Apparently, he masturbated in front of a webcam amongst other things. The model said this about him: "I mean, sneaking out of the house when you've got beautiful, loving children there, to go choose instead to masturbate on the World Wide Web, just makes me worry about his judgment".

Peter Cook is no doubt going to take the Charlie Sheen/Michael Douglas plea on this, in other words, claim to be a sex addict. $3,000 a month on Internet porn, which means either Angelina Jolie now works as a webcam sex model or he joined 3,000 websites featuring pictures of celebrity nip slips (available at Splash News for free!). Then to go spank his monkey in front of a webcam, well it's just not hygienic and monitor screens are really hard to get clean (so I'm told).

When asked by the female divorce lawyer to comment on his porn habit, Cook asked her what she was wearing, was she feeling horny and would she like to see his pink love soldier on messenger.