Katie Price (the model/artist formerly known as mega-boobed Jordan) and her husband, pop princess prince Peter Andre arrived at the Royal Courts of Justice, for their case against British tabloid paper, the News of the World.

This could be a winner for Katie, she can hypnotize the judge by simply taking her top off and hope he is not near-sighted/gay/senile: "I award Katie Price $10 million, because I haven't seen a pair of breasts like that in 75 years" (the average age of a British High Court judge is 109).