Rap superstar Eminem has got a lawsuit to deal with. It is claimed, by Miad Jarbou, that the musician punched him violently in the face when the two men were both at the urinal in a Michigan strip club. Apparently a friend of Jarbou saw the singer and said hello to him, before being told to "shut the f*ck up" by Eminem's bodyguard. Jarbou then claims he said "Hey man, my friend ain't starting trouble, it's just cool to see Eminem", which for some reason provoked Eminem to attack the man and knock him to the ground.

It seems obvious that Eminem is simply one of those men who doesn't like to be spoken to when he has his weiner hanging out of his pants. Perhaps he has issues with not being able to take a leak when other people are watching him? Or maybe, he was reading the graffiti above the urinals and stealing some choice lyrics and hates to be disturbed when he is being "creative". Look out for Eminem's new single coming soon: "Odes From The WC".