Corey Feldman and his relentless attempt to be famous for something other than being a former child actor posed with his wife Susie for PETA's pro-vegetarian campaign. The advert mimics John Lennon and Yoko Ono's "Give Peace A Chance" statement by asking us to "Give Peas A Chance."

"Susie and I choose the vegetarian way of life because for us, there really is no other choice," says Corey.  "We must evolve as a race and as a planet, and evolution includes learning and changing from our mistakes. We will never truly grow until we as a whole come to the realization that all beings on this earth should be treated with love and respect."

You know what Corey? You're right. We need to evolve as a race and a planet. We need to learn from our mistakes. First up? Learning to ignore has-beens and train wreck former child actors who use terrible puns to convey their message.

Once we've learned that, we can continue to evolve unlike you. So crawl back into your Hobbit hole and continue to pretend you're still relevant while playing with your 'Goonies' action figures.