Hugh Hefner's number one girlfriend Holly Madison is p*ssed about all the rumors that she and fellow mansion dweller and Hef girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson aren't getting along and took to her MySpace blog to clear the air.

I am so sick of all the dumb rumors going around. Especially since every gossip outlet tries to outdo the one that beat them to the punch first by making the stories more and more ridiculous.

  The stories about Kendra and I not getting along are so stale.  I think we get along better than ever.  When I was in New York and she was in Mexico, we were texting each other all the time.  Just because I am usually seen out with Bridget and other friends does not mean I don't like Kendra.  We just don't do as many things together outside the Mansion.

  I am so sick of all the "sources" that are quoted.  If TMZ wants to take a video of me and make it funny, that's fine.  But Page 6 quoting a dumbass hater that has no clue what they are talking about is lame.  Especially when they don't even bother to get my side or Kendra's side of the story.  The most they get is a generic response from our pr.

  The latest Page 6 story is especially dumb.  Saying I am jealous of Kendra because she has an "empire" and I'm "just sitting around with Hef"?  What "empire"?  I guess because I have a real full-time job aside from The Girls Next Door (excuse me for having a brain and having something REAL going on in my life as opposed to following in the footsteps of the socialite-of-the-week) means I am "sitting around" doing nothing.  I guess having people announce clothing lines and workout products that never come to fruition means you are doing something.

The most shocking thing about this post? It's not that she disses Kendra's attempts at creating a clothing line and exercise products despite claiming that everything is fine between them but she actually used "fruition" in a sentence! And used it correctly!

I wonder if Hef taught her that word when his fantasies came to fruition all over her face?