It seems that Janet Jackson's accidental (oh come on) "wardrobe malfunction" has been finally vindicated. The singer was performing with Justin Timberlake at the 2004 SuperBowl when Timberlake tore off part of Jackson's outfit, exposing a conveniently decorated breast. CBS Corp were fined $550,000 for this by the FCC, however, an appeals court has finally thrown out the fine 4 years later, stating that the FCC "acted arbitarily and capriciously".

140 million people watched this happen. 50 million people didn't notice it, 60 million people didn't care, 25 million male teenagers rushed to their bedrooms as they had to do some "emergency" homework, 4 million people taped it and watched it 37 consecutive times, 999,992 people went and bought a Janet Jackson album and/or nipple rings and finally 8 people from Arkansas called CBS immediately full of shock and horror and claiming that this is definitely NOT what Jesus would do.