The reason I didn't title this post Jordan Signs HER book 'Angel Uncovered' is, not surprisingly, she didn't write it. Seriously, she didn't but some how her name is still on it.

"I'm not going to lie, I don't sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don't," she said.

"I don't have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written."

Wait, so she can just "think up ideas" and people write them? How the hell do I get this job? Screw having to actually follow through with anything, I have some great ideas. Like....um...ah....Dead Hookers! Anything with dead hookers (male, female, tranny) sells. Ooooo! What about a secluded Alaskan island that is overrun with rats which have killed off all the other island inhabitants and attack a hapless shipwrecked crew.

Or how about the US government plotting to kill the heads of OPEC and the Saudi Arabian Sheiks sitting on all the "light, sweet crude" oil?

Actually, scratch that one. I think that one might turn out to be non-fiction.