Singer Katy Perry, who is best known for her hit song "I Kissed A Girl", has decided she would really like to kiss a particular girl, fellow singer Miley Cyrus. Perry suggested the two could lock lips at the Teen Choice Awards but the Hannah Montana star has said a definite "no" to the idea (sorry perverts). The idea was to emulate the famous kiss between Madonna and Britney. Miley Cyrus said: "She sang on my record, so I think she's kind of getting back at me". Surely getting back at Miley for singing on her record would involve a plane, 25,000ft and no parachute?

So it isn't enough that there are thousands of dirty old men waiting for Miley to come of age, now the women are at it too? Poor Miley, quick, run to your farm in Montana and ride your horses and sing country songs until you are 30 and the world has forgotten you. Like Jessica Simpson should have done.