Pop munchkin Kylie Minogue enjoyed a day at Buckingham Palace in London, where she was awarded with an OBE by Prince Charles, for her services to the music industry and for being hot (well maybe not).

An OBE is an Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, which some people believe gives Kylie the right to use a policeman's hat to be sick in if she is pregnant, drunk on champagne or just bored, the right to sell coal at outrageous prices to people in Newcastle on a Sunday and the right to launch an invasion to reclaim "George's Lost Lands"... ie the USA. Watch out Washington DC!