Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, has issued a statement to People Magazine denying that the pop star is divorcing husband Guy Ritchie and shacking up with married New York Yankee 3rd baseman and muscular woman enthusiast Alex Rodriguez.

Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary," Rosenberg says. "They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that.

So if they're not banging, what could these two possibly have in common? Could it be that the mysterious steroid dealer Jose Canseco claimed to introduce A-Rod to be Madonna? I'm pretty sure that the woman you had affair with Dennis Rodman, at the very least has met Canseco, and really, can yoga and pilates really do this and this to your body?

Or they could have been discussing A-Rod's love for handbags and shirtless male on male massages.