Mandy Moore Is Single
4:30 Thursday, July 3, 2008
Pictures by: Lawrence Schwartzwald, Jackson Lee, and Tom Meinelt
Mandy Moore is finally single, again, after being dumped by Ryan Adams
and instead of keeping things between them, the too cool for school
reclusive hipster released a statement to OK! magazine (the irony of this privacy obsessed d-bag releasing a statement is not lost on me).
"Allergic to paparazzi?" What??? Do you know how many pictures we have of Ryan Adams? Sixty. Thats 6-0, 60. Out of the millions of photos in our archive, we have exactly 60 photos.
Out of those sixty photos, thirty have Mandy Moore in them and if you take out those and all the event stuff (red carpet, signing autographs outside Letterman, performing etc). We have exactly zero photos of this guy. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the number of photos other agencies have is pretty similar.
And "punk as f*ck?" Really? Punk? Dude, how delusional are you? Since when is "Come Pick Me Up" punk? I hate to say it, but Cher is more punk rock than you and she's a 60-year-old pop singer. She's got the make up thing down, kind of looks like a tranny and no doubt about it, could kick your ass.
Nice try Ryan, no one cares about you. Get a better excuse for dumping a fine piece of ass like Mandy More and have fun living the rest of your life in obscurity.
Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life," Ryan tells OK! in a statement. "I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more.
Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of myself or others," he says. "I found the entire speculation and subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as f*** AND sober.
"Allergic to paparazzi?" What??? Do you know how many pictures we have of Ryan Adams? Sixty. Thats 6-0, 60. Out of the millions of photos in our archive, we have exactly 60 photos.
Out of those sixty photos, thirty have Mandy Moore in them and if you take out those and all the event stuff (red carpet, signing autographs outside Letterman, performing etc). We have exactly zero photos of this guy. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the number of photos other agencies have is pretty similar.
And "punk as f*ck?" Really? Punk? Dude, how delusional are you? Since when is "Come Pick Me Up" punk? I hate to say it, but Cher is more punk rock than you and she's a 60-year-old pop singer. She's got the make up thing down, kind of looks like a tranny and no doubt about it, could kick your ass.
Nice try Ryan, no one cares about you. Get a better excuse for dumping a fine piece of ass like Mandy More and have fun living the rest of your life in obscurity.
Nice writeup!!
I agree with you on this one (perhaps the first time ever). Why release a breakup statement to OK Mag of all places? What a self righteous moron and he goes on to write his life story. Mandy's such a sweetheart she would never do something like that.
Almost makes me wanna pick up my camera and start hunting him down. Of course i wouldn't keep any pics of his ugly ass.
i wonder why her relationships always ends in disaster, she is a very nice girl and so beautiful she looks like angelina jolie but how come she has no luck in that department?
Who knows what goes on behind close doors. The cynical side of me thinks this relationship was cooked up in their publicists offices. The other half feels sorry for Mandy if all of this shit is real.
I just had to add that Mandy's chest is looking spectacular in these photos. Thank you Mandy!