Mario Lopez. . . leaving a salon? Surely we all thought his sexiness was effortless. . . that is, before his chest-hair removal secrets were examined in depth. Mario might be almost too ridiculously good-looking for me, but he's still a nice guy to pose with fans in Chelsea. After a few dimple-filled photos, he hailed a cab and got out of there.

Does he almost look too beefy here? Is his neck straining or odd? Is anyone else fascinated by that long, hanging belt? I don't think I've ever been so stimulated by Mario Lopez.