Um. Wow. Fashion designer Giorgio Armani, who I think might be 140-years-old*, looks to be in amazing shape aboard his super yacht named 'Main.'

I don't know what's more impressive, the fact that Armani looks like he could kick 2/3's of Hollywood's leading men or the freaking size of the floating city/research facility that he's cruising around the Italian seas on?

Seriously, look at the size of this thing! My first thought was dude was definitely compensating for something but his revealing speedo solved that one.

*I kid, he doesn't look a day over 99.