Poor old Peter Andre. He marries the most famous glamour model in the UK, Katie Price AKA Jordan, and then reveals on their reality show, "Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter", that they hadn't had sex in 6 months. He complained to his wife on the show, saying: "It's always the wrong f***ing time. It's only been six f***ing months". The model was enjoying her 30th birthday.

My sympathy goes to Peter. He comes across as a simple person who allows Katie to get her own way all the time, but to be married to a woman who is basically famous for showing 99% of her body to the world, then it must be frustrating for her husband not to get some now and again. However, some sheep living in the vicinity of their house have been looking worried lately...