Shining stars Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal arrived at their hotel in Paris. Apparently in his spare time, Gyllenhaal likes woodworking, cooking and riding naked through the woods shouting his name and listening to the echo (OK maybe not the last one).

I once read a story about Jake Gyllenhaal making love to Reese Witherspoon and wondered why he felt the need to use a kitchen utensil during this intimate moment and whether he had the decency to at least warm it up a bit first (sorry, I've been dying to do a "With-a-spoon" pun ever since "The Man In the Moon" came out in '91).