Selena Gomez, who is the next big thing, attended Todd Goldman's "Stupid Art Show" in West Hollywood with her family in tow. Do you know who else attended this show? (Hint: It wasn't Hitler)

Paris and Nicky Hilton, who are to Disney what that itching and burning feeling you get after you've had too much to drink and wake up in your so-called friend's bed without your underwear on and have to explain to your parents that you need that prescription because someone didn't clean off the machine properly at the gym. They believe you but all your classmates know the truth and speak in hushed tones when you enter the class room or walk down the hallway causing you to have a breakdown outside of sixth period Calculus which leads to the most embarrassing justification ever of "It's only herpes, millions of people every year get it. There's even medication for it" is to you.

So um, yeah. Disney is probably sh*tting themselves that Selena was in the same place as Paris and Nicky.