Tom Cruise and pet zombie loving wife Katie Holmes have been checking out apartments at Trump Park Avenue, New York. The reasonable rental prices of $200,000 a month didn't put the couple off, neither did the hefty price tag of $45 million for a condo. The unit at 502 Park Ave has 5,000 square feet of interior space plus about 2,000 square feet of terraces. There are also 4 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, a den, a library, a dining room, a medical laboratory (OK maybe not) and an eat-in kitchen with high-end appliances. It has 20-foot ceilings, two staircases and 50 windows with a 360 degree view. The building comes with a high level of security. Baseball star Alex Rodriguez is already a resident.

This is it! Isn't it obvious? 5,000 square feet interior space? Terraces? 20 feet ceilings? The mothership is landing! Oh no, how we laughed at Tom Cruise and other Scientologists! We thought they were crazy, but no, they will have the last laugh as they fly away to eternal happiness. Still look on the bright side, at least it will cost them 45 million bucks.