Meet Whiplash, the rodeo riding monkey who rides a dog in full cowboy gear. Seriously. Just try and contain yourself while looking at these pictures. LolCats, Lolrus', and Cute Overload have nothing on this 21-year-old primate who is also the face of the "Taco John" fast food chain.

Man do all these hicks have it bad. First all the immigrants take their jobs and now monkeys are taking over their sports.

And that border wall ain't gonna stop these guys.