The Most Expensive Jerk Off Ever?

A very happy looking Christie Brinkley left court, signalling "V" for victory. It is believed her divorce settlement with Peter Cook will see the model paying Cook $2.1 million whilst she keeps all their properties and has full custody of the children. During proceedings, the court discovered that Cook had slept with 35 women whilst being with Brinkley and that even the supermodel herself was not above criticism. Although Cook was labelled a narcissist by a psychiatrist, Brinkley was also told she needed therapy, to deal with her anger issues and her choice of men!

I think Peter Cook will probably be the next James Bond if Daniel Craig wants to hang up his boots. Marries a supermodel, spends 3 grand a month on porn, nails 35 other women including his teenage assistant and then gets $2.1 million for it! All that is missing is an amazing knowledge of claret and a car that can drive underwater (he lost that in the settlement).


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I found this site called http://URAjerk.com maybe you can use it. It seems to help get me through the issues of dealing with some of the jerks I know. At least I can vent about these jerks, plus I get a kick out of sending them some cards.


I found this site called http://URAjerk.com maybe you can use it. It seems to help get me through the issues of dealing with some of the jerks I know. At least I can vent about these jerks, plus I get a kick out of sending them some cards.


Fuck! That don't matter, she's got a cute box of dinosaurs! Awwwwww . . . I want!

Great blog.


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