WTF Is Madonna Wearing?

I kind of understand wearing leggings or pantyhose (is it still called pantyhose?) underneath skirts and shorts but what the hell is up with only wearing ones that go to the knees? And what's the deal with wearing black tights with white shorts?

And why does it look like her ulna and radius bones* are trying to escape her forearms? I've seen skeletons in 1000-year-old crypts that have sexier arms.

*That's basically all I remember after dropping out of medical school. That and when you ask "Can I take your temperature?," you're expected to take their temperature. With a thermometer.

Thanks mom & dad!
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2 Comments

you wonder to have a body like her.sexy


I think she is wearing A-Rods shorts.


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