Amber Heard's Helping Hand
11:25 Friday, August 1, 2008
Amber Heard got a helping hand on the red carpet premiere of "Pineapple
Express" last night at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood,
California. Not wanting her own Tara Reid moment, a fellow premiere
attendee made sure that the stoner movie star stayed in her gorgeous
black dress.
"Pineapple Express" hits theaters on August 6th and Heard plays "Angie Anderson," girlfriend to Seth Rogan's weed smoking character "Dale Denton."
"Pineapple Express" hits theaters on August 6th and Heard plays "Angie Anderson," girlfriend to Seth Rogan's weed smoking character "Dale Denton."

























Have you ever noticed that there's always an ugly chick standing by to protect the "modesty" of a gorgeous one? Funny thing...
Do you think when this chick gets hungry she looks over at ol' sausage arms and decided to fast?
I like the ugly chick, but then again im fat, ugly, 40 and i live with my parents!!
I can't believe how mean you people are!!! she's not even famous and you're picking on her!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Who wrote such ascerbic (look it up you illerate assholes) about the beautiful assistant of amber's. I have seen the girl and she is beautiful, slim , and sleek. why are you so jealous? You must be really inferior, fat, ugly and stupid. Sorry for your pitiful, sad, loney lives. By the way, get off your ass and get a life!
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make such acerbic (look it up , you uneducated assholes, that is ,if you know how to use a dictionary...though you probably don't have one in your home, duh ,and a library would be an exotic ,foreign place to you )comments about amber's beautiful assistant. She is slim and gorgeous. Oh, I get it, you don't have a life so you are jealous and must pick on those who do. Word of advice to you, you must be sad, ugly ,fat, and unloved....so sorry for your pitiful unfulfilled lives.............try to get one you losers. So sorry for your lonely lives but to be so mean it is likely that you will never be beautiful, kind or for that matter loved. You get what you deserve. You put out ugliness and meanness, and you will get more of the same on your own plate. Get a fulfiiling purpose in life. We know that you are not positive about your lives, you have self loathing, so you mist pick on others. We feel compassion for you.
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make such acerbic (look it up , you uneducated assholes, that is ,if you know how to use a dictionary...though you probably don't have one in your home, duh ,and a library would be an exotic ,foreign place to you )comments about Amber's beautiful assistant. She is slim and gorgeous. Oh, I get it, you don't have a life so you are jealous and must pick on those who do. Word of advice to you, you must be sad, ugly ,fat, unaccomlished, and unloved....so sorry for your pitiful unfulfilled lives.............try to get one, you losers. So sorry for your lonely lives but to be so mean it is likely that you will never be beautiful, kind or for that matter loved. You get what you deserve. You put out ugliness and meanness, and you will get more of the same on your own plate. Get a fulfiiling purpose in life. We know that you are not positive about your lives, you have self loathing, so you must pick on others. We feel compassion for you.
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make such acerbic (look it up , you uneducated assholes, that is ,if you know how to use a dictionary...though you probably don't have one in your home, duh ,and a library would be an exotic ,foreign place to you )comments about Amber's beautiful assistant. She is slim and gorgeous. Oh, I get it, you don't have a life so you are jealous and must pick on those who do. Word of advice to you, you must be sad, ugly ,fat, unaccomlished, and unloved....so sorry for your pitiful unfulfilled lives.............try to get one, you losers. So sorry for your lonely lives but to be so mean it is likely that you will never be beautiful, kind or for that matter loved. You get what you deserve. You put out ugliness and meanness, and you will get more of the same on your own plate. Get a fulfiiling purpose in life. We know that you are not positive about your lives, you have self loathing, so you must pick on others. We feel compassion for you.
All of you who have negative things to say about the gorgeous assistant must be self loathing, fat, ugly ,uneducated and unfulfilled. Sorry for your sad unfulfilled lives that you must find fault with someone who is beautiful and hard working. Get a real life and stop putting others down. Your standards of success only meet your own self loathing.
You who put others down must feel so inadeqiute and self loathing. Advice: get out of the house and get a life. You are pathetic.
The assistant is beautiful and you are jealous and unfulfilled. Get a purposeful life and get educated.
Why does every gorgeous woman have a "plain" best friend / assistant / fart catcher? Becase it makes them feel prettier. Why do "plain" women hang out with gorgeous women? Same reason.
Why do people post comments calling others "illiterate" and "uneducated" while mispelling those words and others? Exactly.
HAHAHAH, im guessing the ugly assistant has been blogging under several different names!! hahah, lonely unfulfilled lives?? interesting, maybe i should stand in the shadows of a beautiful woman and fix her clothes that would make me a much better person!!
Get of your high horse you self important moron(s).