Mariah Carey, who still has a very slight grasp of reality (well, when compared to Michael Jackson at least), told Jimmy Kimmel that she found the recent LA earthquake "exciting". Once the singer realized she wasn't going to die, she found the feeling of the earth shaking enjoyable.

Why can't Mariah simply do what other women do? Instead of waiting around for an earthquake, just put the tumble dryer on maximum spin and sit on it. Typical diva celebrity, everything has to be bigger and more expensive.