Can someone please explain to my why I'm not watching the new Beverly Hills 90210 series because after looking at these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord at the launch party for the new BlackBerry storm, I'm having trouble putting sentences together that don't contain "OW," "OMG!!1!1! ELEVENTY!!!!11," and camping descriptions that involve setting up of a tent.

I know we give people a lot of flack for wearing leggins, but none of them have ever looked this good in these Members Only Liquid Legging, which must be liquid because either a craned dipped the Nip/Tuck star in vat of super heated leather or they were actually painted on by some lucky paid member of staff.

In these hard economic times AnnaLynne, I'll do it for free.