Jude Law Really Knows How To Entertain Exotic Dancers
9:13 Monday, October 6, 2008
Pictures by: Mejia / Asadorian / Splash News
It seems British actor Jude Law, pictured here out and about in New York, spent three days holed up with an exotic dancer recently. According to rumors reported by the New York Post, the 35 year old "AI" star went to The Box nightclub in New York and got on so well with one particular burlesque dancer that he invited her back to the Gramercy Park Hotel. A source said: "She stayed holed up in there for three days".
Jude Law is expected to play "Dr Watson" in the Guy Ritchie helmed "Sherlock Holmes", with Robert Downey Jr taking the pivotal lead role. Perhaps Law spent three days staying in his hotel with the exotic dancer just to go over some lines and enjoy a very long game of Trivial Pursuit? Or maybe he just saw Sienna Miller's over-exposure with Balthazar Getty recently and decided he wanted a few more column inches for himself? Law and Miller dated until 2006, when he admitted cheating with the nanny.
What a stupid story. If he wanted to compete with Sienna for attention (which he doesn't), he would have rode the Staten Island Ferry naked with the exotic dancer, not stay holed up in a room with her where no pics could be taken, dimwit! That was a very pitiful attempt at humor...and quit dragging the slut in when referencing Jude. He was in New York with Jeremy for UN purposes. ..and Sienna slut is just slutting up a married man...no comparison. Yeah, I read the New York Post item...and I ALWAYS pay attention to and believe anything that starts out with "According to a source,..." because I'm smart like that...(smirky sarcasm there, in case you missed it). And furthermore, according to the "Post," Jude's PR claimed he was "vacationing in London with his children" when he was allegedly holed up with the dancer...which is stupid, because, uh, duh, they LIVE in London...and the kids are in school...so why would PR claim they were "vacationing" there? And who did they make the 'claim' to, exactly? A similar story was put out there this summer, how he was filming in Spain and a lady was flying in to join him...when actually, a retraction and apology was later posted (which are hardly ever put out there openly, so it was surprising) that he was, in fact, in Greece with his family. So, you know, why not try for a respectable career in journalism? Or are you too lazy for that? Too much fact checking involved? Copying and pasting shit is far easier and tempting, huh?
Oh, and forgot to add...I'd "hole up" in a room with Jude, anytime, anywhere...
And I'd like to add, I'd stay "holed up" in a room with Jude for 3 days, if he were so inclined...anytime, anywhere....longer, if necessary...