Madonna Is An Overbearing Mother

Guy Ritchie and Madonna are going through a pretty messy divorce at the moment but not one to inflict the emotional pain on her two boys, the Material Girl has sent David Banda and Rocco to England to visit their father, with just a few "minor" conditions. 
*Under no circumstances should they read newspapers, magazines or be allowed to watch TV or DVD's.
*They must adhere at all times to a macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet with no processed or refined food.
*All water they drink, even when it is to dilute organic orange juice, should be Kabbalah water.
*They should wear the clothes Madonna has sent with them on the flight. If they need to be bought anything, they should not contain man-made fibers.
*Their hands should be regularly cleaned with disinfectant spray if they are in public places.
*They should not be bought toys which are spiritually or ethically unsound.
*Guy should not discuss the separation with them.
*Madonna should have phone contact with the boys as much as three or four times a day at times set by her.
*The boys should not be introduced to Guy's new friends, especially any new female friends he has attracted since the separation.
*Madonna has encouraged the access to give him time with his boys, rather than his parents spending large amounts of time with the boys.
*The boys should not be photographed while with Guy. It is his responsibility to organize security so that does not happen.
*At bedtime, Guy should read David the English Rose books Madonna wrote.
This has to be one of the most absurd things I have ever read. I hope Guy takes Rocco an David out for nice curry or down to the local pub for some fish 'n chips.

What do you think? Crazy? Absurd? Overbearing? Within her right?

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6 Comments

How about the choice of I don't believe it.


Is this for real? Too many times I have read such articles only to find out a couple of days later that itis totally so UNTRUE.

Jan


dude did the paps (myself included) give lourdes a major self esteem issue about her mustache??


of course its false.guy ritchie spokesman said its untrue.madonna is not a freak.look at lola she does everything she wants with some rules of course.the boys looks happy.u are beinbg so ridiculous postinga this bad press.madonna is the queen.guy is a drunk that hates gays people and american people.why are u so defendinbg him.madonna is the best suporting all her family and friends and sans,that woman is suffering but she not gettig drunk to call the atention.madonna is not a freak she is just aperfect mother.and its so easy to put madonna as the huge fault for the end of marriege,but its not true.madonna change the country for him.this year guy didnt show up in any madonna s apearence and madonna show up for guy.he is ridiculous


u thik what that madonna wrote this list??lol.ridiculous.madonna is noit like that.she is a good mother with rules like every mother but she is not over protected.u can see her kids playing on streets with her with carlos leon.eating ice creams and all that stuff.this is too much .what a bad press tha u became


"dude did the paps (myself included) give lourdes a major self esteem issue"

Go look at some of the pictures of yourself at 12 years old and think how much you would have liked them plastered across the front of newspapers and on the Internet to be captured forever. Scary thought for 99% of us.


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