The relationship that we all thought was fake and were just waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell us we'd been Punk'd by his Pop Fiction show but it dragged on and on and we eventually kind of forgot that it was fake, has officially come to its fake ending. Yes, Paris Hilton has dumped emo-rocker and one half of the Good Charlotte twins, Benji Madden.

According to Star magazine, Paris was tired of having this tattooed and guyliner wearing hobit cramping her style.

Paris was fed up with Benji always telling her what to do and bossing her around," says the insider. "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble." Benji didn't take the breakup well, says the source. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking."

This isn't the most shocking news since Paris was reportedly all over ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos (remember that guy?) at a nightclub in Miami last weekend and mix in that Benji looks absoluely thrilled at the Las Vegas opening Repo! A Genetic Opera (above) and you have a recipie for a breakup.

Just remember kids, uptown girls and downtown men just don't work out. Just ask Billy Joel.