Hilary Swank Heads To Aspen For a Day On The Slopes
9:04 Sunday, December 21, 2008
Pictures by: Splash News
Hilary Swank swapped the Hollywood life for a stint in Aspen this weekend, where she was spotted trekking through the white stuff and zipping down the slopes. It looks a lot better than freezing in L.A. right now!
When she's not practicing her moguls, Hilary Swank recently signed on to star in The Resident, a thriller from Hammer Films, which will start filming in May. This film sounds like it's going to raise goosebumps, with a story line involving a stalker, a doctor, and a secret. Sounds intriguing!
It was really nice of Hillary Swank and her friend Corina Lang to take pictures with me and my family.They were nice enough people that they treated my family to a full day of skiing at Ms.Langs expense. This Christmas will be remembered for their kindness.Some celebrities go out of their way for us regular folk and my family had a great memory!
We met Ms Swank at our Starbucks in Aspen and she was nice to everybody except when one lady asked for an autograph she kicked her in the shins and when the elderly lady bent over to address the injury to her leg Ms Swank then gave a karate like chop to the back of this womens neck. At this point the woman fell to the ground and Ms Swank poured her coffee down the back of her neck. While the elderly screamed Ms Swank took one of her gloves off and proceeded to muffle the shrieking women by stuffing it down her throat and wrapping her scarf around her head. When the crowd tried to intervene Ms Swanl pulled out what looked like a Glock handgun and pistol whipped a young mother that was holding two young children in her arms. When she and the children fell to the floor people were shocked with fright and disgust and yelled " Hey, that's not nice" as Ms Swank threw her head back and laughed out loud with an almost ghoulish glee. At this point the Aspen police entered and I wanted to see what was going to happen next but they called my order and I returned to the slopes.
Hillary Swank and her friends were great. Just ordinary people. Was that her husband or boyfriend? They make a nice couple.
HILARY SWANK IS FLUENT IN SWAHILI AND GERMAN. CORINA LANG IS YIDDISH. BOTH EAT TAMALES WITH ESKIMOS ON DRY LAND. GO GREEN EVERYONE.