When people aren't discussing Karolina Kurkova's missing belly button, they seem to be obsessing over the Victoria's Secret model's weight gain.

I know, right about now your thinking to yourself, "you must be crazy, what weight gain? She looks great!" And I agree! But you and I are normal human beings. We lack the discerning eye (and the cold heart) of fashion designers, writers, and those so-called runway experts who would rather drive millions of young women to eating disorders than have someone who looks like a real woman wear their designs.

So it is with this un-obtainable body image that the Czech supermodel starved herself, cutting carbs and working out for hours everyday to keep up with the likes of the Klums and the Limas when in fact she may be suffering from a medical disorder, not a portion size problem.

According to an insider, Kurkova joins the ranks of 27 million Americans who suffer from the thyroid disorder hypothyroidism, which interferes with the body's metabolism.

Ha! Take that anorexic model pushing fashion Nazis! I hope that calling a sick woman "fat" haunts you to your grave, which, with the way the economy makes your products completely useless, comes very soon.